stalking 101:
1)when he's your classmate, try to sit close to him and count the number of seats separating you. then pray the professor will give out a sheet of paper for the attendance. voila! you know his name without being too interested while roll calls and you'd know if he writes like a hen.
2)when clicking yourself to boredom and you don't know what to do, why not put his name on the search box and surf for stuff about him! this way you'll know what he's been up to. you can even know that he likes ziplocks and yes, you can find out his email address too.
3)when you chance upon him, and your paths are literally about to cross, make panggap you don't see him. and when he isn't looking, turn about face and follow him!
4)if you see him around with a person that much, be on the look out for this person too. you might be surprised to know that she's your classmate in your next span class. befriend her girl!
5)when he seems to be walking to the parking lot, stop at a very discreet place and try to zoom in on his plate number and what car he uses. so the next time you see a red lite ace, your heart can just beat to hallelujah and praying that his plate is ***-***.
6)know his course and college. when bored, ask a friend to accompany you for a joy ride at the ikot jeep. then, when you drive by his college, operate with your bionic eyes and look if he's there.
7)if chances are that he's there. go down!!! drag your friend agad without expalaining! pretend you're just brisk walking and then a few meters away try to hail a jeepney. you're already chuffed!
8)when all the jeepneys are full, and you see him coming to your direction, as if hailing an ikot too, freeze! pretend he's not there and make your peripheral view work na lang.
9)if it's really difficult to hail a jeep, and he decides to walk, follow!!!!
10)when your org is doing a movie preem, offer to post posters at his college! you don't know what wonders you'll find there, like his GWA, his course, his middle initial, etc.
11)when you're bored again, accompany your friend to her STS class. if you're lucky, he's gonna be there too. and you'll spend your time ogling instead of trying to understand boring group reports! u have another class with him and you're learning STS in advance! you can even try to sit near him. haha.
12)when all else fails, check friendster. and curse coz you were trying to forget about him and then you find him oh-so-cute in his picture. the perfect guy for you. darn!